Yeah as promised in previous post. Nono i did not write it in next day. The interval between two post just 5 minutes
(thanks to the timestamp editing function XD).
Am holidaying in The Land of Kiasuism Singapore. Promised my friend in Singapore that i would pay the mother land of Kiasuism a visit, and this is the only timing that i am able to do so. Because currently i’m still part of the unemployed workforce :D.
Thanks to some dodgy people that pulled out last minute (you know who you are), and the poor planning of me and another pal- WJ, yeah here we are in a dodgy hotel. Initially wanted to book a hotel around Orchard road but unfortunately everything is full.
No choice, WJ decided to come out with a backup plan which try to find something nearby Chinatown. Pay something far much than expected and now this is what you get -Overpriced piece of shit.
After the online transaction, this is what we found in the hotel review by previous customer.
1. Lousy interior
2. Smelly room
3. Aircond not functioning
4. Dodgy location(back alley of some unknown street)
but however, its quite accessible as it located in the heart of Chinatown. BUT THAT DID NOT FUCKING COMPENSATE THE THREE POINT ABOVE!
With a well prepared mind, we heading to Singapore by bus. 5 hours and going thru some crappy immigration shits. We’re finally in the Kiasu-land. A not-so-great country-but-at-least-with-a-cleaner-street-than-Bolehland.
Another gay partner of us waiting for us in Harbourfront and bring us to the hotel by cab. Fuck, the hotel is far much dodgy than what we expect. It really located at the backalley!!! OMFG. will post up photo once i upload it tommorow. Sad case -.-”
While waiting for WJ to check-in since he’s the one who booked the room, we notice some tourist that staying the same hotel with us. Both us goes LOL at the same time becasue we notice something at the same time. That kind of “OMFG WTF are you fukin’ kidding me this is the hotel i book?” face once they get down from taxi. A good LULZ for us.
After place our luggage inside the room and some quick shower, what we do is basically walking around Chinatown, Clarke Quay and some Indian name place which until now i couldn’t remember. Err….something like Derby County. Eh no no no, that’s some cheap ass team in premier league.
Meet up with WJ’s gf which doing internship in Singapore and 4 of us walking around waiting for Alex’s gf to meet us after work. Nothing intresting. Nothing facinating in Clarke Quay, wates as dirty as our Bolehland’s Gombak River.
*fast forward*
all of us meet for dinner in a seafood restaurant where laughter and shits burst all around. Walk around Clarke Quay. Freaking crowded as Clarke Quay had developed into another red light district. Full of hotchics, unemployed bugger, clubbers and dirty old man. Nothing intresting as well. Walk around, go in a random pub, sit there and continue another round of cock-talking and wait for another latecomer Mr. T. He came direct from work in Orchard and continue bullshiting.
Leave the dodgy place around 1130pm as everyone need to catch the last MRT back. And yes, here i am in this dodgy place, typing this piece of shits while WJ the almighty sleep like a pig. And maybe i shall sleep too now.
Tommorow, Sentosa Island. Hopefully that’s something more intresting to do. I hate this dodgy hotel.